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aderine
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TCSeng

TCSeng


Number of posts : 74
Age : 36
Localisation : Ampang Jaya
Registration date : 2007-05-24

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PostSubject: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeWed May 30, 2007 1:38 am
One day, three guys went into a forest. Unfortunately, they been caught by a group of cannible.so they been bring to the king of cannible.

the king : i give u a chance n u all must do something for me if
u all dont want to die.so now get me 10 same fruits each
person!!!

n so they go to find fruit ASAP....then the 1st person found 10 oranges n
give to the king.

the king: great but not finnish yet, so now stuck in all the oranges into ur
body from ur ass! But no any laughing, shouting n crying!

n the guy do so but when he stuck till the 5th orange he cant stand n shouted ''OUCH!!" so he get killed. N now the 2nd guy, he is too clever n picken 10 grapes cos size small easy to put without painess..but when he stuck till 9th grape that time suddently he laugh out loud n get killed so..

at the heaven both of them argue,

1st guy: u r so lucky but y u want to laugh in the end, y y u so stupid?
2nd guy:not my fault! u think im want d meh!! bcos of d 3rd guy la..
wth! u know what he done? drunken
1st guy:WHAT??? scratch
2nd guy: that stupid guy pick the PAPAYA!!! affraid u say how can i
stand to not laughing leh... haiz...>.<
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aderine

aderine


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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeWed May 30, 2007 2:12 am
haha..of course papaya cannot go in la...
thanks for sharing ya!!!!
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chris_cmf

chris_cmf


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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeWed May 30, 2007 7:55 pm
haha...this joke heard b4....
if that 3rd person find 10 durians will more funny... Razz
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aderine

aderine


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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeWed May 30, 2007 7:56 pm
chris_cmf wrote:
haha...this joke heard b4....
if that 3rd person find 10 durians will more funny... Razz
yaya!!!agree!!!!muahahaha... lol! lol!
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TCSeng

TCSeng


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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeThu May 31, 2007 1:23 am
hey good idea gals....but fine la ard wrote.hehe...bside if i put durian hor..ppl read n imagine it deeper they wont laugh but they will vomit. pale


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aderine

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeThu May 31, 2007 1:25 am
TCSeng wrote:
hey good idea gals....but fine la ard wrote.hehe...
nvm..u jus think of another joke lo..haha...
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Amanda Poon

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeSun Jun 03, 2007 10:26 am
TCSeng wrote:
hey good idea gals....but fine la ard wrote.hehe...bside if i put durian hor..ppl read n imagine it deeper they wont laugh but they will vomit. pale

YER!!! pale sO DISGUSTING!! Hahahaha..I dun think can even masuk one durian k.. Laughing
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aderine

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeSun Jun 03, 2007 3:09 pm
Amanda Poon wrote:
TCSeng wrote:
hey good idea gals....but fine la ard wrote.hehe...bside if i put durian hor..ppl read n imagine it deeper they wont laugh but they will vomit. pale

YER!!! pale sO DISGUSTING!! Hahahaha..I dun think can even masuk one durian k.. Laughing
this is a joke la my dear....jus imagine la...
come on!!!
imagine!!!
its not real k darling...
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DerrickZai

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeTue Jun 05, 2007 11:44 am
Za Dao!!! Like tat oso can.....haha !!!
Bt oso funny la...thx thx!!!
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aderine

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeTue Jun 05, 2007 10:31 pm
DerrickZai wrote:
Za Dao!!! Like tat oso can.....haha !!!
Bt oso funny la...thx thx!!!
of course can la..jokes can be anything wat...
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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeWed Jun 06, 2007 2:04 am
aderine wrote:
DerrickZai wrote:
Za Dao!!! Like tat oso can.....haha !!!
Bt oso funny la...thx thx!!!
of course can la..jokes can be anything wat...

Yala....if nt hw i get Za Dao...
Hahaha!!!
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aderine

aderine


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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeWed Jun 06, 2007 10:34 pm
DerrickZai wrote:
aderine wrote:
DerrickZai wrote:
Za Dao!!! Like tat oso can.....haha !!!
Bt oso funny la...thx thx!!!
of course can la..jokes can be anything wat...

Yala....if nt hw i get Za Dao...
Hahaha!!!
yaya!!!jokes make ppl zha dao!!!
kakakaka... lol!
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DerrickZai

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeWed Jun 06, 2007 11:32 pm
confused confused
No more jokes liao lar....
Hereonli gt 3 topics onli wor....
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aderine

aderine


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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeThu Jun 07, 2007 12:33 am
DerrickZai wrote:
confused confused
No more jokes liao lar....
Hereonli gt 3 topics onli wor....
got..at "sorry" there..neh the derek la..din open new post...
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johnson_hue

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeThu Jun 07, 2007 1:11 pm
aderine wrote:
DerrickZai wrote:
confused confused
No more jokes liao lar....
Hereonli gt 3 topics onli wor....
got..at "sorry" there..neh the derek la..din open new post...
dun give comment bout the joke la..write bout a joke lol..
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aderine

aderine


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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeThu Jun 07, 2007 9:32 pm
johnson_hue wrote:
aderine wrote:
DerrickZai wrote:
confused confused
No more jokes liao lar....
Hereonli gt 3 topics onli wor....
got..at "sorry" there..neh the derek la..din open new post...
dun give comment bout the joke la..write bout a joke lol..
huh???wat did u mean??
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DerrickZai

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeThu Jun 07, 2007 11:35 pm
Reli no more ppl posting joke liao...
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johnson_hue

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeSun Jun 10, 2007 2:46 am
DerrickZai wrote:
Reli no more ppl posting joke liao...
joke ar...no ppl know gua???
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DerrickZai

DerrickZai


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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeSun Jun 10, 2007 11:50 am
johnson_hue wrote:
DerrickZai wrote:
Reli no more ppl posting joke liao...
joke ar...no ppl know gua???

Hw bout u johnson ???
U so many "gai zai"".....^^
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aderine

aderine


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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 10:54 pm
he a lot gei zai meh??
i duno wo...
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DerrickZai

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PostSubject: Re: Papaya..^^   Papaya..^^ Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 11:54 pm
aderine wrote:
he a lot gei zai meh??
i duno wo...

He so talkative.....sure gt some 1....
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